You know what would be bloody awesome?

If medic gets the ability to resurrect.

Assuming the medic update comes with Meet the Medic.

It's been fun. Don't come back.

Forms FORM-29827281-12-2:
Notice of Dismissal

Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
to kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice

You want your freedom?
Take it

That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead
but
Now I only want you gone

She was a lot like you
(Maybe not as quite as heavy)
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So i could live forever
It's such a shame the same
will never happen to you
You've got your
short sad
life left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right to it
Now i only want you gone

Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don't need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
[REDACTED]

Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you
gone


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I guarantee you'll not go hungry, cause at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

Arrived home, dumped my jacket, then threw myself at the computer.
I see someone's buried my monthly account statement from the bank, under some post-it note stacks and random receipts from Big W and Woolorths. From within the envelope, reveals a statement unusually long from the usual ones. Out of nowhere, comes this spark of odd thought which I soon committed myself to. It was to cross-check and confirm every transaction made within the time period stated on the paper. There was no particular reason, no motivation required, nor did anyone lecture me to do it. Maybe it was just.. autonomous. Maybe something from deep within suddenly decided to do something productive. Maybe it was the transactions on the record showing "PAYPAL AUSTRALIA" on every single one of them, except for one, to Valve. OR MAYBE... My brain could no longer stand being unused since the summer holidays started, and wanted to at least do something that required even a minor watt of brainpower. And so, I checked all the transactions off, learned something - that PayPal's logged date is a day behind the logged dates on my bank statement - which is surprisingly more useful than you'd expect. After that, followed half an hour of the new(well, to me) episode of the Big Bang theory on the telly. During which I had my Singaporean noodle takeaway. It's really good, except now my hands smell like them. I'm off to wash them now.



P.S. The title is a quote from the Sniper, from TF2.